Jennell im Wunderland

More thoughts about Gay Man of Decade, Birthday and Panto.

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:29:48 GMT

Very irritated that NPH won gay man of decade, even if the whole thing is a load of shit in the general scheme of things. NPH was evidently outed as gay in November 2006, or at any rate rumors evidently persuaded him to say he was gay. How that makes him gay man of the decade I cannot imagine. Anyhow, he is plain to look at and not even 100th as talented in any way as JB is in anything. He just won because most Americans that voted voted for him. Also the Twitter thing was started by him and JB joined in because he has a great sense of humor. NPH wanted to win and that is why he began the Twitter thing to get more votes. Realized that I had, in fact, seen him act in some detective thing where he played some kind of homicidal maniac. He was so memorable that I have only just remembered it. He is also, unbelievably, younger than JB. I thought he was older by several years!

Anyhow, I am off to bed now and we are going home tomorrow if the Weather allows. Had a very nice birthday and went to see JB. Dan and I went with Harry, Anna-Louise, Rhys and Gareth. Rhys was an angel throughout.

Some final thoughts before bed about Gay Man of the decade and Russell Tovey.

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:53:56 GMT

Off to bed now. We are all in Wales by the way. Everyone is asleep except me. I brought my thing that I connect to Internet with me {whatever it is called}.

Finally saw the scene from Dr Who where the Dr encourages Jack, who is drinking at a Bar, to talk {fuck} with the Russell Tovey character. Saw it on the After Elton site and was not impressed. I had kept reading about Jack getting off with a cute {some said gorgeous} Ianto replacement so I was very surprised to see the guy in question. I had never seen RT before and immediately thought he was ugly. Then I looked at the scene again and decided he is just plain and terribly ordinary looking. Now, of course, there is nothing wrong with this at all and for I know he might be a seriously great actor but gorgeous? Pretty? Good looking? Him?

Here is a piccy and he looked just like this in Dr Who. If this is gorgeous, hot, good looking etc then all I can say is my family must be the best looking family on the planet because everyone of us, even me, look more attractive than this!!!

Now for the Gay Man of the decade. NPH might be a good actor but to me he is a bore and I have seen him act. Anyhow, he is bound to win because most Americans that vote will vote for him. It is all very well saying JB has joint American-British Nationality but he has spent nearly 30 years of his life altogether in Britain and only around 13 in the USA. {Approx}. He is far more British than American.

As for Torchwood, if this scene is how things might go plus the awful Gwen and her boring Husband I am not watching ever. Unlike some folk I know, if I say I am not watching something again I do not watch it again.

Naturally, none of this is important in the General Scheme of things but it makes me irritated. Off to admire my Babies all of whom are at least 1000 times cuter than RT and my Harry is getting very good looking and is himself much more gorgeous than RT, but not Gay and my Dan is great looking too. I am starting to feel quite sorry for these poor folk who think RT is gorgeous.

Quick post before bed about John Barrowman and Twitter.

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:42:22 GMT

Evidently there is some kind of rather juvenile battle happening between Neil Patrick Harris {gag} and JB concerning After Elton's Man of the Decade, or whatever it is called. I am glad folk are enjoying this but it does make me feel that both JB and NPH are mentally about 13-16 years old. However, it seems to be harmless fun if a bit unbelievable---I guess having 7 {8 if you count Evie} kids has made me come over all adult and serious---oh hell----

Diary---December 30th 2009.

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:00:53 GMT

Diary---December 30th 2009.

House is still full of people and kids and a number of them are sleeping on the floor. We had a very enjoyable Christmas and Midnight Mass was especially lovely this year. Having friends and relatives to stay at this time is great. Dan and I are very lucky.

Julian and Alex are sharing a sofa and this fact obviously made Anna-Louise somewhat curios. Whereas Harry is capable of keeping his thoughts to himself and can keep secrets, Anna-Louise is totally different. So I wasn't very surprised when she came to me as I fought my way through several smelly baby rears and said:

"What do they do, when it's two men instead of a lady and a man? Because I can't see what they can do."

Dan and I have always made a habit of being as honest as possible with our kids when they ask questions so I attempted to explain without getting into too many graphic details. I made a point of saying that when two people love each other anything you do together in bed is private between the two of you and is an expression of your love, so nothing is right or wrong if you love each other.

Anna-Louise listened intently and even helped with wiping operations on the Triplets. Then she said : "So that must be how it is with John Barrowman and his Scott then?''. So I said yes. She seemed very pleased with that idea. Alex seems to be a great guy and I am glad he and Julian have found each other. Everyone deserves a chance of happiness with another person, whatever their sexual orientation. It is a pity that some folk find this impossible to accept.

The Trips can all smile now and when we talk to them they watch our faces. Of course, if you stop and go away they then scream, in protest according to Harry. Aimee-Rose looks just like Anna-Louise did as a baby. Oh hell--I cannot believe I just wrote that----I am going to leave it as proof that I am as hopeless as everyone else, comparing babies -----

We are going to the Pantomine to see John soon and I was worried that we wouldn't see him as he has been unwell. However, he seems to have improved so----we are going to descend upon Gisela. Everyone goes home and we go off to Wales, Trips, Toddlers and all--Gisela is a Saint. I wish I had appreciated her years ago.

Have to log off now as I have a Toddler pulling my left leg----

Diary update December 22nd 2009-----hurrah Jennell has updated----

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:45:40 GMT

House is bursting with folk for Christmas so Trips and BJ and Rhys are getting lots of attention. The Trips only have to open their mouths to scream and hoards of people descend on them, probably because their screaming ability is phenomenal.

As of this moment we have the following in the House:

Dan, Harry, Anna-Louise, me {of course}, Rhys, BJ, Aimee-Rose, Joshua, Joseph.
Julian, Alex, Skye. {Alex is boyfriend and Skye is his daughter, she is 5 years old. Alex was married once and when he came out his wife left him and their child. He has custody and Skye hasn't seen her Mother for 2 years.}
Georg, Helga and Henrietta Helga, who is now 6 months old.
Tom, Gisela, Mair and Gareth.

This makes a grand total of 9 adults, Gareth, Harry, Anna-Louise and Skye, 2 toddlers and 4 babies. We also have many visitors who say they have come to see me and Dan and then spend their whole visit admiring the Trips. Our Priest came to see them also. I am expecting Gordon Brown to arrive any moment. {Joke}.

Harry is finally scheduled to try for his Black belt at the end of January. He says he isn't nervous but I can tell he is. Harry is quite quiet and calm most of the time and only rarely lets his true inner feelings show. I can read his mind though.

Anna-Louise, Carly and Fern sent a letter to John Barrowman wishing him happy Christmas among other things. They made a card but couldn't send it because BJ ate part of it. Here is the start of the letter {got permission for this, I must add}.

---Dear Mr. Barrowman,
Me and Carly and Fern made you a card for Christmas and it was very nice with a tree on it in crape paper and sparkles, but my little brother BJ ate the tree and the sparkles stuck to his tongue so we have to make another. I wanted to ask you something so I am sending this without the card. I hope you do not mind. I am typing because my writing is horrible.-------

Getting sparkles off a toddlers tongue is not easy actually. However, crape paper is evidently edible. Another piece of useful info for those with kids or those thinking of having kids!!!!

The Rabbits are in the Garage due to the cold and all 3 cats are almost permanently inside the House. JB ran outside, when the snow came, to pee and was very puzzled. He ended up peeing on the Lawn and then looked around to cover it up and couldn't find where it had gone. It was very funny.

We have a snowman in the back yard and the number of people making it was amazing. Everyone from next door{that is Clive and Andrea etc}, plus Molly, Dan,Harry, Anna-Louise, Rhys and BJ, and Skye. As a result we probably have the largest snowman in London.

Dan came back from NY with Julian, Alex and Skye. They didn't look too bad and Julian's broken nose is getting on OK. He joked that he never really liked his nose anyhow!!!

BJ and Rhys have enjoyed the snow a lot. BJ especially loves it and rolls in it when he gets the chance. They throw it at each other and BJ has tried eating it and found it was too cold. Their Kindergarten had a Nativity Play and Dan filmed it. It is quite unintentionally hilarious. The singing at the end has to be heard to be believed. Rhys just stood throughout with his hands over his ears. The peril of being musical. I know just how he feels.

Anna-Louise got 2 solos at Schule. She played a bit on her violin on her own and also sang the first verse of "Once in Royal". Harry got a prize for writing something called " Charles Dickens--the original soap writer." Hmmm.

Anna-Louise is writing a poem which I will post when she has finished with it. It is called "Missing you" and is actually quite sad. The start is very good, I think, and here it is {proud Mama time folks}------

Missing You.

By Anna-Louise Tesia Sierakowiak.

I miss you.
I miss you when I awake in the morning alone in a cold bed and you are not there with your welcoming smile.
I miss you.
I miss you when I'm working and the coffee is cold like my heart and the phone rings and it isn't you.
I miss you.
I miss you when I'm eating Lunch because you are not there and you will never be there again.

Frohe Weihnachten und ein gesundes neues Jahr!

Jennell.

Horrible news from New York

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:50:57 GMT

Heard yesterday late that Julian, Dan's best friend, was out walking late and he and his boyfriend were attacked by a gang of so called "gay bashers". They are both in Hospital. Dan was very shocked and was actually crying he was so upset. Julian is such a good guy and he has always been such a great friend. He would do anything for anyone.

This is an example of what Julian is like---when he was young his Mother didn't have time to make him a lunch for Schule so she would give him lunch money. On the way to Schule he would give his money away to anyone who was begging {they didn't live in what you would call a good neighborhood}. He always arrived at Schule with no money and Dan shared his lunch with him. Now he is in Hospital just because he is gay--when will this sort of thing end? There are really some disgusting people in this world---

We had to tell Harry and Anna-Louise because Julian is coming here at Christmas if he is well enough. Harry just clenched his fists and went very red and Anna-Louise cried and said she was going to write to John Barrowman and tell him about it. Just what she thinks this will achieve we do not know---anyhow, she and Carly have made a Christmas card to go with the letter---

Babies and Collectormania {or whatever it was called}

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:29:35 GMT

The Twins are coming home Friday, definatly. We are all very exited by this great news. Everything is ready ----

Saw some photos someone had posted about Collectormania and was quite shocked. Gareth looked awful--unshaven, messy horrible hair, overweight--ugh---perhaps if there is more Torchwood it is better he isn't in it after all. Kai looked like a convict--he appears to have been attacked by some demon barber---only John looked OK and at least he shaves. I have never been convinced that not bothering to shave is a good look on anyone and it PRICKLES.

Now I have had my moan I am off to see to Aimee-Rose who has what Dan calls "the Sierakowiak scream"---

Aimee-Rose is home

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:52:17 GMT

Aimee-Rose arrived home yesterday at 5.35pm. In pounds she weighs 5lb 3oz. She is now lying on Dan's knees and is asleep. She looks like Anna-Louise did when she was born. She is gorgeous. Everyone made a great fuss of her when we came home except BJ, who hid his face in Gisela's skirt and refused to look at us. We had to fuss and love him very much and he is fine today. The twins may be coming home next week so we will be very busy then---

Thanks to those who wished us well.

Great news

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:22:14 GMT

Just back from Hospital and all 3 babies have regained weight they lost after birth. Even better--Aimee-Rose will be coming home Friday---she has done fantastically well and everyone is delighted with her--the Twins are doing great also and no problems with any of them--I am so happy and so lucky---

I am back.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:23:53 GMT

I am home again. I came home yesterday but was too tired to post anything. The Trips are doing OK and are a present being bottle fed. It's from me but they get it in bottles. Luckily they could all suck and swallow. Everyone is very pleased with their progress and Aimee-Rose may be home late next week. It is depressing to be at home without them but I wanted to thank folk who wished me and the babies well. Everything is ready for them coming home. Three cribs in a row and all the other stuff. Will catch up on the news from everyone later.

The babies are here. -- a note from Dan.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:48:52 GMT

Jen developed pre-eclampsia so they gave her a cesarean early this morning. Aimee-Rose came out first then Joshua and then Joseph. They are doing fine although they all have jaundice. Jen is OK, much to my relief. Here are the babies weights in pounds because I like pounds.

Aimee-Rose 4 pound 4 ounces
Joshua 4 pound exactly
Joseph 3 pound 14 ounces

Jen is in Hospital----a note from Dan

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:19:40 GMT

Jen had to go into hospital this morning. She may have to stay in now until the Triplets arrive. She wasn't feeling good and her blood pressure was too high. They have gotten her stabilized and she is complaining about the food, so things are going OK. They do not want to have to deliver the Triplets yet, so it looks like we are going to be Jenless for a bit. Jen asked me to post this so being totally obedient I am.

Dan.

Still huge.- family news--John Barrowman is a Sim.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:44:45 GMT

I am now so large my legs and feet have totally gone. Even lying down I cannot see them. I spend lots of time using the Laptop while resting on the bed. It is very weird. Last night I awoke and found Dan asleep on the floor wrapped in a blanket. He said I pushed him out of the bed! Seriously --evidently I rolled on him.

Rhys came home yesterday and gave me a card he had made in Kindergarten. It had an huge ball on the front that had three blue spots in the middle and two small black balls at the bottom. He told me it was me.

Anna-Louise has passed another Violin exam and has been allowed to play in the morning at Schule. They call it something, when the kids all get together, but I can't think what it is in English. Harry came home yesterday and gave me a big bunch of flowers. When I asked him what the occasion was he said it was just because I am me. He is a lovely boy.

Dan is doing a new roof now. It is blue he told me. UGH! Tom and Gareth were here last weekend and Gisela was very happy to see them. Gareth taught Rhys and Anna-Louise some Welsh. Just what they need, another language. Anna-Louise has learned to sing the Welsh anthem in Welsh. She really has a great voice, like an angel.

BJ managed to cut his finger and the screaming he made was terrifying. In the end, once he was bandaged and just sobbing, Dan heard the word "blood" over and over again. I hope he does not get a phobia----

Have been playing Sims 3 and have started an Apocalypse neighborhood. I have moved John Barrowman Sim into it on his own---cannot write much as brain is resting until later--much later----

La Cage--Anna-Louise--Rhys

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:52:55 GMT

Anna-Louise is now 11. She told us all several weeks ago that she wanted an old fashioned birthday party--like we used to have when we were young--in the olden days --where is my lute-that's what I want to know. Anyhow, she is having it on Saturday. She is getting quite grown up now too.

Harry is practicing for his Black belt and the house resounds with him shouting "haa" or whatever it is that they yell all the time.

Rhys is turning into a real little character. Yesterday he came running into our bedroom as he has done many times before. He usually jumps on the bed. This time he stood at the side, gazed at my huge bump and said "oh dear me" and left. He is now quite red headed.

BJ is talking more and more. He likes to shout though. Dan shushes him and as a result of this he now shouts very loudly "SHHHUS BJ".

Gisela is an angel. This weekend Tom and Gareth are coming. Where everyone will sleep I do not know---

My cousin went to see LA CAGE again and got John's autograph. She told us that he is shorter than she thought he would be and also has much darker skin--quite brown. I said it is probably the remains of a suntan. She was raving about how marvelous the show is and evidently talked to some folk who had seen the much praised Douglas Hodge {whoever he is} and they said John was by far better---

Doctor told me if if do not rest he will make me spend the rest of my pregnancy in Hospital. So I am writing this from my bed----I AM BORED----BORED--BORED------

Still huge and fed up with Jack/Gwen as well

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:56:01 GMT

I am even bigger. I will explode soon. Youtube has even more Jack/Gwen. I have gotten a bit cross about this even though I know that is stupid. However, in my state I have a right to be stupid---

I love Jack/Gwen they rave--Gwen kissed Rhys while looking at Jack--well--she would wouldn't she--I suddenly had a real wicked thought--since she had an unplanned pregnancy and she isn't Catholic or anything--how do we know she hasn't gotten an STD----oh dear--poor Baby and poor Rhys-----

Some wicked person should write a fic in which she spreads some alien STD throughout Wales----

Tired and huge

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:07:14 GMT

I am tired and huge and can't do anything without feeling it is too much effort. My legs have disappeared now, and the Trips are fighting--at least that is how it feels--they are all wearing boots too---

My cousin really enjoyed La Cage and told us it was fantastic. In fact, she is going again---

BJ said a sentence today, his first. He will not be 2 until January. Where do my kids get their intelligence from I wonder? We were having lunch and Gisela had cooked chicken legs for Rhys and BJ. Rhys grabbed his and started to gnaw it right away but BJ just glowered at his and said loudly "Auntie Gise---put it in a bun."

Rhys told me his Teddy is having babies. The poor thing has now to endure having a scarf tied around its middle with Kleenex stuffed inside. He keeps patting it and saying "put up your feet now and rest." It is quite funny really.

Anna-Louise is rewriting the second part of her Crockery story because she said she didn't like the first version much. Hence the delay in Posting it. Harry is busy studying for more exams and Dan has a new job and YES it is another extension. He will start it when he finishes the job he is doing now.

Gisela is an Angel and I am an ungrateful moaning sister. I wish it was December---

JB unwell?

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:54:45 GMT

I am very worried that John is ill and unable to be on Stage. So many folk will be upset about this as most people are going just to see him, I think.

As I haven't time or energy to write, my cousin Jean has sent me her Stargate Story "knitting" to post. She has altered it slightly to the original version. She had an unfortunate time on LJ some time ago and wont join again. I think it is very good.

Second part of Anna-Louise's story is delayed by Harry not checking the grammar. I said I would do it but no--it evidently has to be Harry---

JB and Captain America

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:07:27 GMT

I am wondering if I am the only John Barrowman fan who HATES the idea of him playing Captain America. I think these type of movies are ridiculous, all of them. Men wearing idiotic clothing, underpants over tights, flying with their arms out in front, climbing up walls wearing clothing covered in a web pattern, they are all unbelievably vomit inducing to me. Also the acting in these things is dire and over the top. John is too good to be stuck in a role like this, so I fervently hope he doesn't actually get the part. If he does I will not watch anyhow.

La Cage

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:17:50 GMT

Dan and I gave our tickets to my cousin Jean. She is now stuck, as they say, with one of them because no-one is free on Friday 2nd October to go with her and her partner is having major tooth trouble and can't go anywhere public. If anyone wants the ticket please e mail me and I will give you her e mail address. She is asking 25.00 for a ticket that cost 54.00 and is giving the money to a charity, she told me, since we said it was a gift.

Anna-Louise's story part one.

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:12:28 GMT

TORCHWOOD RABBITS

IN

FLYING CROCKERY by Anna-Louise Tesia Sierakowiak. { grammar checked by Harrison David Sierakowiak}.

Please note this story has biting in it and some blood. Everyone can read it though as I am 10 nearly 11.

Part One of Two.

A crowd of very young rabbits were playing tag by the fence at the far end of the Warren. They were being naughty as Jack Harkness had told them more than once not to play there, because it was dangerous. It was all Betty's idea and since she was the oldest of them they all followed her. Betty was a very bad rabbit and she never ever did what she was told.

They were all running and bounding about when a large, white something flew over the fence and landed with a crash only a short distance away from Robin, who was one of Betty's brothers. Robin started to cry and the others all gathered about the mysterious object.

"What is it? asked Lou-Lou, poking it with one of her back feet.

''Leave it alone!" shouted Betty ''it might explode. Henry, go and get Torchwood Rabbits right away. They'll know what it is."

Henry jumped off and soon Torchwood Rabbits were on the scene, looking at the object and keeping crowds of curios rabbits of all ages away from it in case it did explode.

"It's what THEY call a saucer'' Jack said, at last " they usually come with something on them, called a cup.''

''Where did it come from?'' asked Tosh.

''The sky'' Betty answered '' it flew down from the sky and nearly hit Robin.''

''A flying saucer'' said Owen.

''They always have a cup too'' said Jack ''THEY put liquid in them and drink out of them.''

Some of the little rabbits laughed. "I wonder where the cup is, then?" said Gwen, and at that moment she found out where the cup was because it flew over the fence and hit her on the head. She fell down with a moan and a cry and all the smaller rabbits began to sob and scream out that she was dead.

"Of course she isn't dead" said Jack ''she's just unconscious. I've been unconscious lots of times. Did I tell you about the time one of THEM threw a spoon at me and----".

"We've all heard your spoon story loads of times, Jack" Ianto interrupted quickly before they could all be bored to death by one of Jack's numerous tales of being hit by things and fighting monsters and killing giant insects with just a swipe of his paw.

At that moment Gwen gave a load groan and sat up, holding her head. She glared at everyone. "What's wrong with you lot?'' she growled ''go away and leave me alone.'' She was speaking in a very strange voice which wasn't like her normal voice at all. She stood up and looked at everyone with a very cross expression. Then she jumped away across the field and disappeared down a hole.

''Do you think she's alright?'' asked Tosh ''she seemed very angry.''

''I'll go and see'' said Owen '' I'll get my Medical Kit.''

Owen went to get his Medical Supplies and Jack told the assembled crowds to go home as there was nothing else to see. He was wrong though. Before anyone had moved more than a short distance a large white thing flew over the fence and landed just by Jack's tail. Jack was very excited by the thing.

''Oh'' he shouted ''here's the plate.''

''What's it for?'' asked Betty.

''THEY put food on it'' said Jack. Everyone laughed. ''They do!'' Jack repeated. At that moment Owen reappeared. He was holding his front right paw and blood was dripping from it.

''What happened?'' cried Tosh, running to him.

''Gwen bit me'' said Owen.

''I'll sort her out, right now'' said Jack, and jumped quickly away, leaving Tosh and Ianto to fix Owen's paw.

Five minutes later Jack came bounding up to them, looking upset. His nose was bleeding. ''Gwen bit my nose'' he complained. He wasn't pleased when Owen laughed because it hurts to have your nose bitten by a rabbit.

''We have to face her as group'' Ianto said, looking at Jack's nose.

Jack was dabbing his nose with a dock leaf. He nodded. "As soon as my nose stops bleeding'' he said.

Five minutes later Jack, Owen, Ianto and Tosh crept down Gwen's hole and found her holding a long stick of wood and biting it. As soon as she saw them she held the stick like a weapon and ran at them with it shouting ''yeeee haaa'' or something like that. Jack, Ianto, Owen and Tosh were sensible rabbits most of the time so they did the most sensible thing to do when faced with a mad rabbit armed with a pointed stick: they ran away.

''We have to think of a plan'' Jack panted as they emerged from the hole ''a really good plan. Suggestions please.''

There was a deep silence. They all flopped down on the grass. Owen examined his tail. Tosh wiped her face with her paws. Ianto closed his eyes and sighed.

"I think we'll just kill her'' said Jack, at last. He was joking of course so he was quite shocked when no-one objected. ''Oh dear'' he moaned ''we'll have to ask Mother. I hate asking Mother for help.''

End of Part one.

Quick note.

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:18:38 GMT

BJ swallowed Gwen's head yesterday but it is OK and we just have to watch for it coming out the other end. Great scenes of screaming and gnashing of teeth in the hospital---

Evidently JB is fully booked for 2010, according to BarrowmanTalk. No Torchwood then------

Trips---

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:35:13 GMT

Meant to say that at last Hospital visit there was another woman there expecting Trips. She told me it was her first pregnancy. She was 7 months and ENORMOUS. She said they may take her in soon to watch her until the birth. I asked what they were and she said they wanted to be surprised! I would have thought having three was enough of a surprise!!! She had had some trouble with high blood pressure and something else I didn't understand. She was only 20. I am so lucky to be so healthy.

Rhys has now come in with his Teddy. It is wearing a Doll's dress which has a rip in it. He wants to show me he can type his name----

rhys rhys rhys

I have to go now as here comes BJ-----have to put PC to sleep quick----

In Town--odd coversations.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:49:54 GMT

Went into Town with Anna and her 2 and my 2 youngest and had a snack for Lunch. Over heard two interesting conversations while kids were playing---

Number One between 2 elderly ladies:

Lady One: Ye', 'ee 'ad this lump come up on 'is back an' 'ee took it to the Dorcter an' 'ee di'nt know what it were so 'ee sent 'im to the 'orspital.

Lady Two: Oh, an' did 'ee know what it were?

Lady One: Ye', 'ee took 'is lump to the 'orspital an' 'ad it looked at an' you know what it were?

Lady Two: No----what--

Lady One {interrupting}: 'You know what 'ee said? 'ee said it were a wart-----!! 'An you know what?

Lady Two: What?

Lady one: 'ee still 'as it to this day!!!

Number Two between an elderly lady and gentleman:

Lady: He had to go into Hospital with pneumonia.

Gentleman: Oh dear.

Lady: Yes, and while he was there he caught Listerine.

Gentleman: I've heard of that, what is it exactly?

Lady: It's an infection, they treat it with antibiotics.

Gentleman: Did he recover then?

Lady: No, it was terrible because they said he died from the Listerine and he only got that in the Hospital. I think that's bad catching things like Listerine in Hospital.

Gentleman: We never got things like Listerine when we were young.

Note about Torchwood

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:14:02 GMT

I only reported what my cousin told me when I asked him so please, if anyone is convinced that Torchwood 4 is to go into production soon, despite John Barrowman evidently being busy almost throughout 2010 {his own words} and Eve being huge with baby they are entitled to think that, just do not moan about it to me as I have enough to think about with the Trips. I only printed what he said.

Note

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:43:39 GMT

Gisela phoned and said Gareth is not coming as he is in last year of Schule and it is too hard to organize. Gareth wanted to come as he and Harry are great friends. I think he was hoping to have less Schule work!! Anyhow, Gisela is coming Saturday and Tom and Gareth will soon be alone. Gisela told me they will probably burn the house down------